Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Whats in your Vagina?


Police in northeastern Pennsylvania say they recovered more than 50 bags of heroin, cash and loose change from a woman following a cavity search.


Authorities say 27-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was detained last weekend following a crash. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.
A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.
Mackaliunas was jailed on $25,000 bail on charges including possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance. It was not clear if she had an attorney.
A preliminary hearing is scheduled for Monday.
-Out of curiousity, how freaking high do you have to be to stretch open and just stuff everything in like a hefty bag? Funniest part... doctors found $51.22. 22 CENTS! not a quarter, but this women decides to hide at a minimum two dimes and two pennies in her vagina! Because apparently they were THAT worth hanging on too

1 comment:

  1. One time, I lost a rubber in a chicks snatch and when she pulled it out, there was nickel inside the rubber. Pussy's are turning into Coin-Stars.

    -Dutch

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