Thursday, April 7, 2011

Is Chuck Sheen the second coming of Christ, or just a legend of our time?

I'm sure most of you have seen the recent news about good old Chucky and are saying man this guy can't be for real. I think that anyone who thinks he has lost it is a complete jackass. The man is in complete control of his life. He is living the dream, already swimming in millions he goes out and convinces two porn stars, in which he referred to as his "goddesses", to become his girlfriends/fuckbuddies and help raise his kids. Now on tour, preaching the good word and sharing the stories of his life like young Jesus Christ did, imparting wisdom to his followers across the country. The man is invincible no matter how many times he goes in and out of rehab and how many DUI's he gets and drug tests he fails, the hookers, the drinking, his reputation never gets destroyed. He was famously named as one of the clients of Heidi Fleiss's brothel a few years back, his response was "I like sex and can afford it."He can also be known as "Wild Thing" in the movie Major League, where he rocked the most ridiculous pair of glasses along with an even more ridiculous haircut, and some how managed to seem badass and pork his teammate's wife. Chuck continues to amaze me. Im sure if you watch this interview you see how this man really lives the thugg life.              
    
     The man is ripping a dart on national television during an ABC interview and blowing the smoke into Andrea Canning's face. God like? I think so. When asked if he would submit to a drug test, his response was "sure got a cup?".  As he continues to light up another bogey and sip his long island iced tea I'm sure the only thing on his mind was what Andrea Canning looked like naked and if she would be willing to snort a line of cocaine off his pecker. Then when asked why he offended one of the creators of the show? He responds with, "Sorry if I offended you I didn't know you were such a puss... I mean you were so sensitive." Continue to follow his news and share the word of Chuck. AMEN.

-Wrecker out.

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