Jack3D

The new workout and wannabe meathead sensation Jack3D has been taking over college campuses around the country by storm. Jack3D is a pre-workout formula that many people feel is the ultimate non-steroid workout enhancer. Some kids swear by it and will take it with water, eating it in powder form, snorting it (Gives you fucked up Nightmares), and in some rare cases, individuals have directly inserted handfuls of powder in their shit-hole. This is known as "Boofing." This is the only effective way of having it enter the blood stream almost instantaneously as it is crammed in your dumper. There are really only 2 downsides to boofing it.

1. When you drop a deuce, your shit looks like a bowl of Lucky Charms
2. Possibility of seizure or heart-failure due to the amount of caffeine entering the bloodstream

After ripping about 4 scoops of Jack3D, slamming down a 24 case of water, lifting arms for 2 1/2 hours, and consuming obnoxious amounts of protein, your muscles look great, until an hour later when you are fully deflated, in a state of depression and have varying thoughts of suicide. But this shit is most definitely the hottest thing in the college gym today.

But ladies don't be alarmed. We may be very consumed in our temporary muscle growth, but our dicks don't get any bigger after hoarding this shit into our body. So don't worry about your boyfriend thrashing up your likely already mangled vagina. Happy lifting boys.

Your dream body is just one cycle of needles away.