Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Warning: Xenadrine May Stunt Your Growth

Ronnie are you fucking serious.  Because it wasn't bad enough that you beat your girlfriend on national TV you had to be in the Xenadrine commercial. BRO what were you thinking?!  Lets be real here if you are going to be promoting anything it should be Dianabol.  "Hi, I'm Ronnie from the Jersey Shore and I'm here to talk to you guys about the benefits of using D-Bol.  You can either inject D-Bol or if you are a pussy ingest it in tab form.  D-Bol gave me massive arms, a huge back but shrank my dick about 3 inches.  Side effects of using D-Bol are using the terms Dude and Bro excessively.  It will also cause you destroy all of your girlfriends belongings and cry like a little school girl bitch.  Real people, Real Results."  This is much more believable.   It's going to be hard to recover from this one big guy, you clearly did not think this one thru.

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