Photographing Your Shits

This seems to be a popular thing nowadays for men (typically in their early 20's) to take pictures of their heaping dumps on their cell phones. You then later send the picture to your buddies to pretty much show them the magnitude of the steaming turd you just took. But i ran into an odd situation today and wasnt sure how to handle it. Just picture, your pants down around your ankles, dingleberries still around your cornhole, and an unlocked bathroom door. You reach for your phone because the massive shit you just took, looks like a character from Pan's Labyrinth. Right now you have a smile from ear to ear as you zoom in on possible fetus you just passed through your corn-hole. Right as you are about to snap your epic shit-pic of the day, you hear, "Dude, What the fuck are you doing." Only to turn around to one of your bros, who has probably been staring at your shitter for at least 5 seconds. Definition of an instant boner-kill and awkward 5-10 minutes after.
Even though my massive log looked like HellBoy's fist, I had to wipe in shame knowing that one of my bros saw me just inches away from something on the smell scale of a dead, rotting hooker that used to smoke 2 packs a day, and give out rusty trombones for a nickel.