THE SHIT YOU WONT FIND IN COSMO
Coco Austin Has Great Eyes
What's Mine Is Not Yours - I know that sometimes people get caught up in the heat of the moment, but some shit is just unacceptable. Now us guys have roaming hands, but thats just the way it always has been. Some guys, before they release their Man-Milk, may either pull some hair, scratch their partners back, whelp like a school girl bitch, or might throw a finger in their girls ass. IT IS NOT LEGIT FOR A FEMALE TO TOSS A FINGER IN OUR ASS. This is an exit only for most of us and you probably don't have a PhD in the art of the colonoscopy.
Swallow The Gravy - Unless battery acid is a part of your man's diet, you should be able to take the cream of wheat like a champ. Some chicks say it taste bad but it only last a few seconds and you've probably eaten shit that tastes worse as part of your bulimic diets. When you order the Soup Du Jour, you don't spit it back into your napkin. Bon Appetit Bitches
No Questions Please - One of the most boner killing statements a guy can hear is "Are you gonna go." No shit we're gonna go. Barring the fact we may be completely inebriated to what is occurring around us. I have never met a guy that just bones but wont finish the job. And girls, if it's taking over an hour for your partner to explode from his man-italia, your obviously doing something wrong because most of us can take care of our own business in 2-3 minutes when you aren't around.
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