Nothing turns on a guy more then watching a girl get down and dirty with some fishing. But this story is not about that. I attend a college where there is a sacred pond called a "Grotto" on the front of my campus. Enough about the history lesson, lets get to the funny part.
I was pulling on to campus today and noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Some old fuckin hag from the land of asia, had what appeared to be a pool skimmer and was attempting to catch one of the hundreds of Koi fish in the grotto. Now this lady had to be 80 years old and didn't seem to give a fuck about the pond being sacred. She nets one of those big orange cock-suckers and begins to lift it out of the water. Once the fish was fully out of water, the head of the skimmer snapped releasing the the big body Koi fish back into the grotto.
You think it ends there. This dumb bitch walks over to the security booth looking to use the phone (with the broken skimmer in hand). Now my favorite security guard is working, and she is one of those really sweet black women who lets me park on campus even though I lack a parking pass. Once she sees this lady walking towards her with a snapped pool skimmer, shit got real fuckin hood, real quick. She moved outta the security booth faster than Adrian Peterson ran his 40. She starts yelling shit at this bitch, pretty much to the effect of asking her if she was retarded. She then rips the skimmer out of this old bitches hands. This is when shit started getting ethnic.
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