Is Puma the next Ed Hardy!

Puma is really tired of getting shit on by Nike....so they have decided to take over the bar scene. But honestly how is wearing Puma going to help get some pussy or shoot a dart straight. Puma is targeting the after hours athletes... Let us know what you think.

Top 5 Spring Break Hot Spots for 2011

1. Cancun

Cancun, you're still the one. This little piece of Mexico is pure craziness during March and April: margarita madness and a massive influx of students doing the spring thing on drop-dead gorgeous beaches and in late-late-late night clubs. Don't forget to get a passport for this perennially popular paradise on Mexico's Caribbean!

 

2. Panama City, Florida

Panama City and Panama City Beach have Florida's spring break top dog billing yet again in 2011, though Miami, especially South Beach, will once more offer some serious competition. mtvU was all about Panama City in 2009 showing the planet that Panama City's a sure bet for the kind of fantastic fun that makes a break memorable for the rest of your life.

3. Miami and South Beach, Florida

Welcome to prime time, South Beach and Miami Beach! Just east of Miami, South Beach is bordered by Biscayne Bay on one side and the Atlantic on the other (which is where you'll find the beaches you'll like). South Beach is a tres cool club scene (is your attitude really ready?). Just up the sand is Miami Beach -- bit cheaper and less of dress-with-the-best thing.

4. Europe

Exchange rates ain't bad, and thus Europe moves up four places on the list of spring break hot spots for 2011 -- Amsterdam, London and Paris will be the cities in which you'll see the most American students, followed by Rome, Florence, Madrid, and Berlin. All chilly cities this time of year, so the social scene will be indoors (your hostel's always the best bet for finding the party place), but sights will be free of summer's mobs: great time to be in Europe, and way more US students will be there this year than last. 

 

5. Puerto Vallarta

Puerto Vallarta's a beach-meets-Mexican-mountains city that will again have a lot of what you want for 2011 friendly folks, awesome nightlife, beautiful beaches, great all-inclusive hotel deals and all the action's not just at the beach, either: parasail or mountain bike, for instance. Hasta pronto!

Dream Girl?

Nothing beats a girl that can snap your dick into two. When in this chicks life did she decide that she wants to be fucking huge, jacked out of her mind. This is a pretty scary sight, as guys we want our chick to be in the gym tightening the body up, looking good and all but this is overkill much. This bitch would kick the shit out of me.

Are You Seeking Bromace?

This is what I would call every man's dream. But first lets take a step back and define the word BROMANCE: Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males. Its that feeling you get deep down (and all you guys out there know what I am talking about here) when your with that one guy (you could have a few guys) that you have a bromance with that just makes any situation fun. For some of you out there your probably thinking and saying under your breath, WOW this kid is definitely a faggot. Well I am sorry for you guys because things like this do exist, things like a bromance are what got me through college.
Okay enough with this mooshy shit and soft talk about bromance. Lets talk about the something prized by most men and if not, you guys should really look into this. The act of Double Teaming a girl...yea thats right a double team. For this act, as you all probably know, you need to find a chick with low inhibitions or little to no self respect. I know for most of you guys this would be tough because it means you have to put in work, like talk to her and find out what she is about. For you other guys you could just find the most inebriated slop show of a girl you can find at the bar, because alcohol does the work for you. When all of the above fails, you pigs out there know whats next, just find the fattest chick at the bar and hang a piece of salami from your zipper.
There are a few rules to a double team

1.Preferences go out the window and you must shotgun the hole you desire within 500 yards of the destination. Squatting right dont apply, you must agree on a rotation.

2. Never go ass to mouth with this chick because you or your bro could in the heat of the moment kiss this chick to keep the mood.

3.Eyes open is a must. The last thing you want to do is grab a hand full of your buddies meat.

4.Never cross swords.

5.No matter how drunk, once that chick passes out you have to bail. There is no such thing as a sleep over, no man left behind you grab your bro and get the fuck out of there. The last thing you want to do is wake up spooning with your buddy.

I am not saying that these are rules that you have to live by, like my great grand-daddy once said: "To each there own." These are just a few tips to get you through an epic night that you may never forget or never remember.
Good Luck to all!

Stone Cold Returns

Stone Cold Steve Austin has been stunning people for 20 years and it never seems to get old.  25,000 people going crazy watching the manliest move in wrestling entertainment(kicking a man in the balls then slamming his chin on your shoulder.  Watching this 40 plus year old man drinking keystone lights like he is back in college is quite amazing.  Nothing better then watching a 40 year old bald man chugging 13 stones in 8 minutes in a sold out arena on national tv.  Thank God Austin 3:16 is back.  I will start watching wrestling again.

Tiki are you fucking serious?

If the only reason that Tiki Barber is coming back to the NFL is to be able to pay off this divorce settlement with his wife.. he is better off deep throating that microphone on the sideline like he has the past 4 years. Tiki thinks that he is stronger at age 36 than when he was in the NFL. Tiki lets get serious your 36,single and balding worse than a dead chia pet. You couldn't find your wifes holes let alone run through one. Why do you think she left your old bald ass in the first place? I understand times are tough and your wife is deeper now in your pockets than she ever was when she was with you. The NFL isnt the umemployment line just ask Brett Favre. To get the money for your alimony set up shop on the corner of Hunts Point in the Bronx and show your strength and endurance there. Do us all a favor and stay out of the NFL.

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